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Floor Time
​​/flôr tīm/
noun

  1. the 15-60 minute time period spent laying on the floor in the middle of the work day, typically as a relief from the soul-sucking reality of corporate America. 

The ability to be alone, to let the best and worst thoughts fester in your head for a tad longer than usual, brings on a sense of clarity that there isn’t space for while in the presence of others.

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What's hotter than this heatwave?: A definitive list. 

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Let's learn from the Italians and take our lunch breaks. 

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Sharing anecdotes about human behavior is one of the most meaningful ways to learn about each other. Read: Gossip. Rules. 

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This is all about the beauty of having hard conversations and telling people how you feel.

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Here's why you should treat reading as a hobby, along with some recommendations for summer 2022. 

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The dream job is still a job. 

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A note following the mass shooting at Uvalde, Texas. TW/Read with care. 

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I gathered east vs. best coast rivalries and share a side-by-side comparison of my favorite things.

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A reminder that there are parts of our younger selves that we should applaud and even embrace, rather than judge and look down on.

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I explain why I rewatch and reread the things I love—and why you should, too. 

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This list of A-list celebrities as B-eers is the chaotic fever dream you didn't know you needed. 

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If you're looking around and thinking, wait—since when did I enter a new season of life with a new cast of characters, new script, new wardrobe, and new budget? well, you're not alone (and you rarely are). 

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My unsolicited advice for adulthood: Avoid the creeps. But if a friend of a friend you've never met asks you to tea, maybe do it?

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This one goes out to my fellow fangirls out there. We care—like, a lot. 

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Are you tired of talking about the pandemic? So am I. And yet... 

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You have a floor and a ceiling in every stage of your career. Once you work up a stage, you hit the ceiling, and that ceiling should become your new floor.

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How comfortable are you being alone? When was the last time you actually did an activity alone?

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What do you do on Sunday nights? I polled friends on Instagram and got some answers like this.

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Prepping your closet for spring? Here's a guest edit from my most fashionable friend, Eli. 

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Always keep a bottle of Champagne in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes, the special occasion is that you’ve got a bottle of Champagne in the fridge.

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Let's talk about your reading goals.

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