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the 15-60 minute time period spent laying on the floor in the middle of the work day, typically as a relief from the soul-sucking reality of corporate America.
The ability to be alone, to let the best and worst thoughts fester in your head for a tad longer than usual, brings on a sense of clarity that there isn’t space for while in the presence of others.
If you're looking around and thinking, wait—since when did I enter a new season of life with a new cast of characters, new script, new wardrobe, and new budget? well, you're not alone (and you rarely are).
Always keep a bottle of Champagne in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes, the special occasion is that you’ve got a bottle of Champagne in the fridge.